Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, March 19, 2023

That Checks Out

"Every scheming shitwad in America sooner or later turns up in Florida." -- Carl Hiaasen

Yep, that checks out.
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2 comments:

Grey Wolf said...

His novels and most particularly his characters are just hilarious.

And of course he's a Miami Herald contemporary of Dave "I am not making this up" Barry.

3/20/2023 3:32 PM
Paul said...

I am in Florida and I am not a scheming shitwad, please and thank you.
(long pause)
I am, however, crazier than a (expletive) naked guy riding a (expletive) 14-foot Gator through the (expletive) drive-thru at Zaxby's, may the GODS BLESS MY FLORIDA ASS.
#FloridaMan

3/21/2023 4:06 PM

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