Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, March 3, 2023

Stick to Your Work Station, Garland

Friday with U.S. Attorney General Merrick Garland and top European legal officials, and called for Russia to face international prosecution for war crimes.

Quit screwing around with the Russo-Ukrainian War, sir. Leave that shit to the diplomats and the warriors. You have enough to do with the various special prosecutors investigating The Asset, not to mention the continuing prosecutions of the 1/6 Coup Attempt participants.

The odds of ever prosecuting Putin for war crimes are akin to those of the TOFF's eldest boy winning a Nobel Prize for pharmacology.


B said...

Hunter Biden might be able to help him with the pharmacology...

Comrade Misfit said...

And he can e assisted by Donald Trump, Jr., a/k/a/ Cocaine Bear.

Ten Bears said...

Someone here is high, and it's not me ...