Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, August 4, 2022

Sneezing These Down, Here




3 comments:

Leanna said...

OMG!! I have to steal that Jesus and the Beatles for my Sunday post.

montag said...

I worked with a man who swore he would divorce his wife if she put the roll on the wrong way. Last time I saw him he was on his 3rd wife.

dinthebeast said...

We didn't leave the house at dawn in the summer, we slept the fuck in.

-Doug in Sugar Pine