Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, September 23, 2021

Fantastic

It took a little while for this guy's bit to get rolling, but if this was legit, he is freaking amazing.

2 comments:

gray fox said...

This man's brain is wired differently from me and thee.

Tod Germanica said...

Some kind of idiot-savant thing, like Rain man math. (UK- maths). Chinese acrobats. Figuring pi to x number of places in your head. Revolvers shooting faster than pistols. Seemingly impossible but there it is. Funny and nailed it.