Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, July 19, 2021

The Orange Turd of Queens Keeps Spreading His Lies

He keeps spreading his lies that the Insurrectionists of January 6th were "heros" and "martyrs".

Right. People who beat cops, assaulted the Capitol and tried to overturn the results of an election. You know, fascists. The same people what we, as a nation, went to war against eighty years ago.

If you have bought into that big lie, go abroad and, once you're in country mmoreto your liking, such as Russia, Belarus or Hungary, you can renounce your citizenship and serve a government that is more to your liking.

Meanwhile, one of those fascists is on his way to prison:

A Florida man who breached the U.S. Senate chamber carrying a Trump campaign flag was sentenced Monday to eight months behind bars, the first resolution for a felony case in the Capitol insurrection.

Paul Allard Hodgkins apologized and said he was ashamed of his actions on Jan 6. Speaking calmly from a prepared text, he described being caught up in the euphoria as he walked down Washington’s most famous avenue, then followed a crowd of hundreds into the Capitol.

That statement is bullshit, by the way. The Trumpanzee of Fla came ready for trouble, including bringing his pet rope.But at least he has a felony record, for now.

4 comments:

DTWND said...

The felon also claimed he was walking down the street and just got swept up in the crowd. He also stated he knew it was wrong, but expected to just be charged with trespassing.

Strange that he had protective eyewear, along with his rope, carried in his backpack according to Politico. Just being prepared for any eventuality, I guess.

Dale

dinthebeast said...

File it under "incels in cells" (h/t: Driftglass).

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Glen Filthie said...
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Comrade Misfit said...

Somebody can go lick the doorknobs in a COVID ward.