Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 2, 2021

An Interesting Twitter Thread on the soon-to-be Bankrupt Fanta Furby

You can read it here.

Executive summary: Commercial loans have "borrower shall keep hones books" and "right to inspect the books" clauses. If a borrower is cooking the books, the lender has the right to pull the loans. There are four counts of falsifying business records.

You can read the indictment here. There is mention of "Unindicted Co-conspirator #1," who is not named, but it's a pretty safe bet that his initials are DJT.

Shellac-Face's public defense seems to be "everyone doew it, no big deal," which isn't going to fly in court.

2 comments:

Stewart Dean said...


“Though the mills of God grind slowly, yet they grind exceeding small; Though with patience He stands waiting, with exactness grinds He all.”

― Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

dinthebeast said...

The details in the indictment around unindicted coconspirator 1 are similar to NYT reporting from last year about Ivanka and payments made to her as consulting fees.

-Doug in Sugar Pine