Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, November 28, 2020

For Fun

 







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5 comments:

Ward said...

261-8983 No area code needed. Lived in that house with that number for 9 or 10 years and moved out in 1979.

11/28/2020 10:38 PM
nothere said...

Oddly enough my first phone number (circa 1955) is also my current phone number. It seems however far you go you always come back. Life is transient, but family is forever, like it or not.

11/28/2020 11:42 PM
Ten Bears said...

One of my contact numbers dates to 1960. 2-0781. Been through a couple area codes since.

Visiting the old homestead this past summer the best I could come up with to describe the roads where I now reside was "been on better roads in Mississippi, better roads in an Alaskan thaw; been on better roads on The Rez!" To which one of my cousins responded "there are no roads on The Rez." That's what I said.

I should call and see how things are, but ... they have my number.

Everyone has a phone these days.

11/29/2020 2:02 AM
dinthebeast said...

442-1109, and my girlfriend from first grade was 443-8786. Thank Firefox for the saved login folder...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

11/29/2020 2:02 AM
Deadstick said...

42011. Miami, 1940's. When exchange names came along, it became HIghland 6-2011. It was, of course, a party line and "our ring" was two shorts.

(Never found out what "highlands" they were talking about -- our elevation was about three feet.}

11/29/2020 9:48 AM

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