Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, December 19, 2019

A Work in Progress

I need a second verse, maybe improve it a little, and I need somebody to rap/sing this on YouTube.

But if you want to run with this, feel free. (I'd appreciate credit)
He's a Loser

In the time of chimpanzees, he was a baboon
No moral compass and a tool of the Russians
With the orange hair, never eats vegetables
Pee-stained mattress, porn-star pantyhose
Coulter is on, the brain is in neutral
Twitter feed blaring behind the Resolute desk
Connection’s in Vegas, buying up Adderall
Guild all the couches, sleeps alone each night
Democrats sayin’ he’s insane in the brain
Dreaming of fourth wedding and dumping Melania
Never believe a word that he tweets
Still he believes Fox and Friends are sweet
So get ready for a hard-fought election
Twitter Man is ranting but he’ll never have an erection
Yo, cut it

[Chorus]
Es un perdedor
He’s a loser, baby, so let’s now remove him?
(Double barrel ranting)
Es un perdedor
He’s a loser, baby, so let’s now remove him?

1 comment:

dinthebeast said...

For inspiration, here's the awesome Richard Thompson singing a song he wrote about Trump before he ran for president. It has far better guitar playing than the subject deserves, and is the reason I refer to Trump as "Fergus" in my comments:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDeHSQrjYJU

He said he didn't call Trump by his name in the song so as to keep his kneecaps. He calls him Fergus Laing.

-Doug in Oakland