Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Same Shit, Different War; or Toljaso

The "Afghanistan Papers" have been released and, shockers of shockers, the Federal government, across three Administrations, has basically been lying to the American people about the war.
Several of those interviewed described explicit and sustained efforts by the U.S. government to deliberately mislead the public. They said it was common at military headquarters in Kabul — and at the White House — to distort statistics to make it appear the United States was winning the war when that was not the case.
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John Sopko, the head of the federal agency that conducted the interviews, acknowledged to The Post that the documents show “the American people have constantly been lied to.”
NO FUCKING SHIT!

Anybody with half a functioning brain saw this coming seventeen years ago, when this latest iteration of a South Asian war began. It was patently obvious that the government in Afghanistan from the day that the Taliban was kicked out was corrupt, through and through. We have been sending over pallets of cash, both to the kleptocrats in Afghanistan and to our frenemies in Pakistan. We shoveled a shitload of aid to Pakistan, a country that provided aid, succor and shelter to our enemies.

For what? There may be talks between high-level Taliban and our government, but the middle-level Talibanistas, the ones on the ground, are not terribly interested in negotiating. The fighting goes on.

Just like the last war we fought in South Asia, our government and our military have consistently and continually lied about the progress of the war and the prospect of establishing a stable, self-sustaining government. As I wrote, nine years ago:
Let me be clear on this: My operating premise is that every word spoken by Ft. Fumble, Centcom and the ISAF regarding the Afghan War is a lie, including the words "and" and "the", unless proven otherwise. In that regard, at least, there is not much of a difference between MAVC and IASF.
Toljaso.

3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

G'ma used to say when you get a shiver down your spine 'someone's walkin' on your grave.'

Why is everyone surprised?

CenterPuke88 said...

The inherent problem was after we got in there and committed, even with a change of Administration, it takes a minimum of 3-6 months to understand exactly how things are going. At that point, even if you are horrified, you’ve effectively taken ownership of the mess and don’t want people to realize you’ve been covering up, just like the previous folks. Hell of a mess.

Stewart Dean said...

Anyone with a functioning brain, elementary knowledge of the area's history and any candor/wit has to acknowledge that no one save Genghis Khan has ever 'conquered' and pacified Afghanistan, not in recorded history. 'This time' is never different. It's always an opportunity for the officers to play and get promoted, the grunts to die and the natives to, oh joy, stop fighting one another and murder the infidels and invaders.
The natives' thousands of years of internecine tribal warfare have made them some of the wiliest, deadliest guerillas in the world fighting a home game: they are born and raised always training....until the next conquistador jumps into the snake pit, all fat, dumb and happy.
Not. Rocket. Science. Landwar. In. Asia. (or worse).
Jeez guys, this enterprise idea of a short victorious war would flunk in junior high.
....and we don't have enough money for SNAP.