Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 9, 2016

Your Sunday Morning Jet Noise

First flight of a restored F-104:

7 comments:

hans said...

the old man would look at 104s and say 'just 'cause you can do a thing, doesn't mean you should do it'

Robert Fowler said...

The plane that almost killed Chuck Yeager.

BadTux said...

Pretty lawn dart.

The German joke about the F-104 was, "How do you get your hands on a Starfighter? Buy a field – and wait.”

dinthebeast said...

Robert Calvert made an album in 1974 called Captain Lockheed and the Starfighters, about the Germans buying F-104s and making fun of them for doing so. I always wondered whether he really meant the satire, and apparently he did.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Lockheed_and_the_Starfighters

-Doug in Oakland

deadstick said...

RF, that airplane was nowhere near the operational domain of the F-104...it was fitted with a rocket engine and an RCS, and meant to go clean out of the atmosphere for astronaut training.

Comrade Misfit said...

Definition of an optimist: A Luftwaffe Starfighter pilot who quit smoking.

LRod said...

Man, those J-79s were smoky. No point in stealth with those. And the F4 used TWO of them!

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired