Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
1. Oh, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze let it be so.
2. From your keyboard to G-d's ear.
If he's found guilty, can we all be treated to a picture of Sheriff Joe in prison wearing pink undies? Please? Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleeeez!?!?!?!
Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank
NYC, probably not. He'd likely be in a jail elsewhere.
The pink underwear is nothing. The outdoor tent jails are a human rights travesty with the summer weather we have. And the infamous green bologna sandwiches. It looks like Paul Penzone is going to beat his ass on election day. About damn time.
His defense apparently is "uhm, okay, I did it, but I didn't know it was wrong!"
Err, that's not a defense, Sheriff Joke. That's a confession.
- Badtux the "Ignorance of the law is no excuse" Penguin
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