Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.
"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
5 comments:
1. Oh, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze let it be so.
2. From your keyboard to G-d's ear.
If he's found guilty, can we all be treated to a picture of Sheriff Joe in prison wearing pink undies? Please? Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleeeez!?!?!?!
Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank
NYC, probably not. He'd likely be in a jail elsewhere.
The pink underwear is nothing. The outdoor tent jails are a human rights travesty with the summer weather we have. And the infamous green bologna sandwiches. It looks like Paul Penzone is going to beat his ass on election day. About damn time.
His defense apparently is "uhm, okay, I did it, but I didn't know it was wrong!"
Err, that's not a defense, Sheriff Joke. That's a confession.
- Badtux the "Ignorance of the law is no excuse" Penguin
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