Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, October 24, 2016

For Haters of Classical Music, 23rd Century Edition

Wait about 250 years...

Posted by on or about 10:30

2 comments:

D. said...

*sigh* I suppose I'm just OLD, but that doesn't work for me.

If I get to hate classical music in the 23rd century, can I please hate Adam Lambert instead? (Not that I do; taking on Freddie Mercury's role in Queen was tough, seriously. But I'm indifferent to the current crop of bands, bordering on indifferent.)

10/24/2016 12:31 PM
dinthebeast said...

D: If you're indifferent to the current crop, I have two things to say:

1. Lucius
2. The Joy Formidable

I went years without a band to be excited over, and I'm kinda old too (55) and both of these have been lighting me up for a while now.

-Doug in Oakland

10/25/2016 2:34 AM

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