Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, October 2, 2016

Be Interesting to See How This Plays With the Evangelicals and the Mormons

Donald Trump appeared in a porno movie.

If Clinton had been in a porno, it'd be all over.

But thanks to a toxic mixture of It's OK If You're a Republican and Clinton Derangement Syndrome, on goes the campaign.

2 comments:

Marc said...

Also, too, check out Rudy's comment; " Don't you think a man who has this kind of economic genius is a lot better for the United States than a woman?"

Nice voter outreach there...not to mention it is the specifically the House, not the Executive Branch, which has the power of the purse. Whatevers.

3383 said...

Who considers a Playboy Video Centerfold porn?