Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, January 18, 2014

The Law of the Savannah as Applied to Chris Christie

Once you get a hitch in your git-along, everyone comes looking to feast on you.
Two senior members of Gov. Chris Christie’s administration warned a New Jersey mayor earlier this year that her town would be starved of hurricane relief money unless she approved a lucrative redevelopment plan favored by the governor, according to the mayor and emails and personal notes she shared with msnbc.
As Booman points out, the current mayor of Hoboken became the mayor because a certain U.S. Attorney (Christie) prosecuted the former mayor for shenanigans related to real estate development.

Ol' Flip-Flop may like Christie, but his peeps with cash don't.

1 comment:

The New York Crank said...

The unraveling has only just begun. Before it's over they're going to be finding coverups covering the coverups.

I love this stuff! It makes me want to leap out of bed and read the newspaper in the morning.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank