Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

If You Want to Live in a Place Like Mordor...

....all you have to do is move to West Texas.

Proving that Gen. Sheridan was right.

1 comment:

Borepatch said...

I'm afraid that this is the sort of nonsense that got me to stop reading Scientific American. There's no science at all here, but a fair amount of personal preference leaking through (the west texas comment certainly wasn't there by accident - why not New Mexico?).

SciAm has developed a reputation as being particularly biased on climate science issues, and so I just tune them out now.

I've posted on SciAm a number of times:

http://borepatch.blogspot.com/2008/08/scientific-fraud.html

http://borepatch.blogspot.com/2010/10/poopyheads.html

http://borepatch.blogspot.com/2009/11/or-i-could-just-write-it-up-for.html