Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Dumb-Ass Lazy TV Script Writers; Gun Edition

So I'm watching Monday's episode of Longmire, a show set in a fictional county in Wyoming. In this episode of the show, there is at least two mentions of handgun registration. A deputy mentions that a suspect has an unregistered .38 revolver.

Except handguns aren't registered in Wyoming.

How hard would have been for those idiots to check that out?

I imagine that you know what the problem is: The scriptwriters are a bunch of Californians and, since handguns are registered there, those lazy fools think that is the way it is everywhere else.

3 comments:

LRod said...

Also in that episode, the young construction worker that came out to yell at Longmire and lady deputy, something along the line of "even if it's the police the foreman doesn't like…(something or other)".

The director and the actor clearly had never worked a day of their lives in any kind of factory or construction setting. The actor pronounced foreman as "fore-man", like two words. Anyone who's ever worked in that environment pronounces it as "forman", almost one syllable, as in George Foreman grill.

Morons.

I like the show, though.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU retired

w3ski said...

uh, I thought Cali only had voluntary registration of hand guns? Not required unless you have a carry permit.
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

It's kind of de facto, as I understand it. You can only buy handguns through a licensed dealer, even for private-party sales. If you move into the state, you have to register handguns. So unless a gun has been in your family since before 1968, they're going to know.