Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

OK, Cletus, Can You Stop Buying Up All of the Fucking Ammunition, Now?

The Obama background check bill is dead:
Washington (CNN) -- In a major defeat for supporters of tougher gun laws, the U.S. Senate on Wednesday defeated a compromise plan to expand background checks on firearms sales as well as a proposal to ban some semi-automatic weapons modeled after military assault weapons.
Barry's got some gall, accusing the bill's opponents of lying. He and his minions have spent the last four months bleating the lie that "40% of all gun sales do not have background checks," which even the quasi-liberal WaPo determined was a fib. John Kerry also just had to get into the fibbing game, as well, lying that foreign students are not coming to the U.S. because they fear being shot, rather than the more prosaic reason, to wit: Money.

So anyway, the bill is dead. Can all of you clowns please stop with the hoarding of ammunition and components? Please?

Apropos of nothing in particular, Patton Oswald's ad-libbed filibuster on Parks and Recreation:

3 comments:

Grand said...

Fuck you.

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Patton Oswald for spoiling the plot of the next Star Wars movie for me. Dammit I was SO looking forward to watching the next Star Wars movie.

I'm just kidding. I wasn't looking forward to the next Star Wars movie.

Constitutional Insurgent said...

The lies of the gun control lobby are too numerous to mention in one post. Obama threw a tantrum today.

And yes, people....please give the ammo manufacturers a rest. All this hoopla has been seriously infringing on MY hording!

Frank W. James said...

I hate to say this but after Biden's comments I fear the prudent shooters are going to hoard MORE ammo, reloading components and magazines now more than ever as a result.

And why wouldn't you?

They can 'executive order' the small details to death but create a much misery in the process for decent ordinary shooters.

My guess is we are going to see 'shortages' for some time to come...

All The Best,
Frank W. James