Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Caturday

A friend of mine played this video with the speakers up.

Her cat, Bella, then spent over an hour, searching the house for the interloper. She was determined to find that cat and kick its ass.

5 comments:

w3ski said...: Thanks, that got my cats excited and then the dogs charged. What a mess.
w3ski; 4/06/2013 11:41 AM
Unknown said...: My cats ignored it but the dog is now on my lap!; 4/06/2013 11:55 AM
Old NFO said...: LOL, try it with a dog and they'll bark at the monitor... :-); 4/06/2013 8:51 PM
w3ski said...: monitor hell, they'll bark at Your cats, like they were the upset one.
w3ski; 4/07/2013 12:33 PM
Nangleator said...: Damn. Can't wait to get home now.; 4/08/2013 8:24 AM