Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot,
by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse.
" -- Me

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

So, You Want to Secede?

There are a bunch of secession petitions on the White House's web site from whiny-ass crybabies who can't handle the fact that this is a democracy and that sometimes their candidates are going to lose.

If your faith in and loyalty to this country are so tenuous that you feel the need to throw a hissy-fit because your guy lost a free and fair election, here is my advice:

Leave now. Go ahead, move to a country where they have sham elections. Russia would be a good place for your kind.

Before
we make all of you seditious bastards leave the country that you obviously don't love anymore.

6 comments:

montag said...

Saw a great tweet that said we should let Texas secede, then invade it, take the oil and bring them democracy.

Jeremy Brock said...

Gotta admit my knee-jerk reaction was "don't let the door hit ya in the ass ..."

But there's a certain amount of karmic beauty to montag's suggestion. :D

Frank Van Haste said...

Dear Miss Fit:

I have a good friend, a fine man, retired career military of sterling record and a true patriot. His very attractive, very smart 30'ish daughter holds an MBA from a top 5 business school and a very desirable position in the world of corporate finance. Recently it came out that this young lady and her friends are discussing where in the world they should decamp to, to flee from the results of our recent catastrophic exercise in democracy. The current leading candidate is New Zealand. I do not believe it to be a joke. The older I get, the less I understand.

Regards,

Frank

Nangleator said...

montag, I know they'll welcome us as liberators! It's too bad our troops have no practice in going door-to-door in rural and urban areas to confiscate guns and ammo. But I'm sure they'll pick it up quickly.

Hell, if the Texans behave themselves for a couple decades, we might just let them become an official U.S. territory! That could lead to right to vote in national elections, Constitutional rights, etc.

Comrade Misfit said...

Frank, simply tell them "don't let the screen door hit you on yer way out." Wait for them to get to the Land of Middle Earth and discover that New Zealand has government-funded health care.

I, for one, would be happy if those who do not believe in a system of free and fair elections decamped for other climes.

Old Sarge said...

Ya know, Sandy made landfall not too far south of me here down the shore in Dirty Jerzee and life was good for a bit. Just me and my neighbors taking care of what we had to and getting on as well as can be.

Then the power came back on, along with internet and cable. W...T...F...?

I kind of preferred it when my only news was the emergency radio and my neighbor who went scouting around in his truck when not on his shortwave/ham base station.

Sandy must have caused some time-space distortion but instead of Kansas, we landed in bizarro world.