Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

The Neighbors Probably Hate This Guy

For he has a jet engine from a L-1011 in his backyard and he occaisionally fires it up.



Makes this guy look kind of tame.

4 comments:

Nangleator said...

What, no Thiokol XLR99-RM-2?

Comrade Misfit said...

Fifty years on, I'm not sure how much I'd be willing to try lighting off one of those puppies.

bohemia said...

Helluva leaf blower.

Nangleator said...

It'll warm up the garage in a hurry, though.