Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Register Your Dead Asses, Already!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Thanks, EBM - made my day!

I'll have to post the video on FB so the gals at the library will see it. They were in such a low-key tizzy when the state required us to remove "no guns allowed" from our Library Policy.

D. said...

Oh, that was choice!

(Also, the NRA backing voter registration? Who'da thunk? [It's not incongruous if you think about it for a minute, but it does take that minute.])

bearsense said...

....... and if everyone puts down "republican," how can they possibly yell "fraud" or even challenge ya, eh ???
Hell, if asked they will probably even transport you to the polls. Just ignore the enroute sermons and pull the lever you know is (not) right .... err "squeeze."

jbrock said...

I'll admit that my first thought was to wonder if it automatically registers you as a Republican.