Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Fighting Off the Zombies







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It also works for fending off Ron Paul supporters, but there probably won't be as many of them.

I don't know about firing off a 12-gauge shotgun like a pistol as Milla Jovovich is doing; a 12-gauge pump is going to have a bit of recoil, especially in one of those no-stock wonders as shown above. I want a recoil pad in a 12-gauge pump (or a .30-06 bolt-action rifle), firing one one-handed like a pistol would seem to be a great way to accumulate stress fractures.

Yes, I know it's a movie. But there are no shortage of idiots out there who will try to do something they saw in a movie.

Which, of course, is one reason why we have the Darwin Awards.

3 comments:

BadTux said...

I once fired off four boxes of shell through my 12 gauge pump. Not high power shells, mind you. Just normal 2 3/4" bird shot, practicing killing those elusive "skeet" thingies (what, you don't think I was hunting *real* birds, huh? That would make me an odd bird indeed!).

Man, my shoulder hurt the next day! Fire that damned thing one-handed? Yeah right. Bloody thing kicks like a freakin' mule if it ain't up against your shoulder, like, *tight*, and even then you *feel* it...

-- Badtux the Shotgun-wieldin' Penguin

Carteach said...

Just found your blog.
As a hetero male conservative (g), it's refreshing!


Yes, I have fired quite a few rounds from such a beastie as that. Not painful at all, but it loses it's fun factor after a while.

I agree.... a stock and a pad makes for more accurate shooting, and more enjoyment.

Comrade Misfit said...

CarTeach0, I'm trying to think of a way to add a beer tap. :)