Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, January 15, 2010

Nice to See Those "Compassionate Conservatives" At Work

Rep. Steve King (R-IA) was showing some of that old "compassion" that conservatives are so known for:
"Illegal immigrants from Haiti have no reason to fear deportation, but if they are deported, Haiti is in great need of relief workers, and many of them could be a big help to their fellow Haitians."
Thankfully, at least this time around, there seems to be no shortage of Republicans who see things otherwise.

New EAA Format for "Sport Aviation"

I received my copy of the new "Sport Aviation" and I'm not terribly sold on it, so far. They changed the typeface of the articles to something akin to Arial, which is more readable, then they shrunk it down. Given that a high percentage of EAA's membership is up in the AARP demographic, I don't know how these changes are going to be received by the magazine's readers.

A Note to School Administrators

Attention: If you are a school administrator and you purchase textbooks that have been approved by the Texas State Board of Indoctrination Education, then congratulations! You've just proven yourself to be a complete moron.

This is why.

Napolitano: "Allot Extra Time While Flying"

I would suggest that you "allot" enough "extra time" to drive to wherever you need to go. You're going to be at the airport for about half a day, if not more, as the TSA starts giving travelers colonoscopies and subjecting more toddlers to intensive searches.

Can we just please dial back on the national panic on this shit? Oh, silly me, of course we can't, because the GOP sees getting the sheeple to bleat in fear as a legitimate political tool. And if the Feds don't project a public air of being suitably concerned, the conservative sock-puppets on Fox News and their quasi-allies at the other networks will have on-air conniption fits.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

With a Little Help From My Friends

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When you donate to one of the charities raising funds for Haiti (I presume that every reader of this blog has done so or will do so, even five or ten bucks will help), only do so with an Amex, Visa or Capital One card, as those credit card companies are waiving their processing fees to help get the maximum amount of aid to the Haitian people.

Do not use Discover or MasterCard, for those soulless evil bastards have no qualms about reaping profits from the suffering of a few million people and from the good hearts of those who want to help.

Having Fun is Strictly Forbidden To British Cops

The brass, like brass everywhere, have no sense of humor.

The Thoroughly Stupid Agency

The goons at the TSA have been subjecting a young boy, now eight years old, to "enhanced screening" since he was a toddler. Note that another man who was included on one of the terror watch lists got off them by using the advanced spycraft method of changing his name. Note also that the TSA has been lying about the whole matter, or using hair-splitting arguments, such as "he's not on the terror watch list, only that he's on a terror watch list."

Apparently the TSA watch lists are like the Mob or the IRA: "Once in, never out."

What They Said

Jon Stewart: "The only people who have fully recovered from the financial meltdown are the people who caused the financial meltdown."

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Keith Olbermann, on the batshit racist comments of Limpballs and Robertson:
"Mr. Robertson, Mr. Limbaugh, your lives are not worth those of the lowest, meanest, poorest of those victims still lying under that rubble in Haiti tonight. You serve no good, you serve no God. You inspire only stupidity and hatred, and I would wish you to hell. But knowing how empty your souls must be for you to be able to say such things in a time of such pain, I suspect the vacant, purposeless lives you both live now are hell enough already."

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Why You Really Should Buy Guillotine Manufacturing Stock

Jamie Dimon of JPMorgan Chase, at today's congressional hearing:
Reflecting on the volatility that has rocked the markets, he recalled, “My daughter called me from school one day and said, ‘Dad, what’s a financial crisis?’ And, without trying to be funny, I said, ‘This type of thing happens every five to seven years.’ And she said, ‘Why is everyone so surprised?’ ”
I haven't seen this level of public arrogance since Jimmy Carter used his daughter to argue about "nookular proliferation" at one of the debates. Let's take a look at what Asswipe Mr. Dimon says "happens every five to seven years," shall we?

From Calculated Risk, this is a chart that shows the decrease in employment in every downturn since the end of the Second World War:


Note that the drop-off in employment is the worst since the Second World War, ie, the worst since the Depression. Note that the arc of unemployment is such that we cannot expect to return to pre-recession levels of employment for at least another two years, which will be four years since this recession got going.

Now, let's look at a graph that shows, since 1969, both the number of people unemployed for more than 26 weeks and as a percentage of the work force:


I do not think that I need to explain the details of what this graph shows, only that anyone who thinks that this happens "every five to seven years" needs to climb out of his Gulfstream-V and take a look at what is going on for several million Americans.

This recession is a bit more than something that happens "every five to seven years", but hey, if you're a CEO of one of the largest banks in the world, you might feel like fibbing to Congress about it, and not admitting that you and your cronies damn near drove the economy of the entire planet into another depression.

I doubt very much that if we aggregated the annual pay of all of the regular readers of this blog, that we'd come close to matching what one of those four men take home in a year. But that is not the point of this post.

The point of this post is that if one looks at the history of most revolutions over the last few hundred years, one may find that there are underlying causes to each that are unique to each one. But two causes are almost universal: First, the people in general come to conclude that their leaders are seriously out of touch with them. That's like kicking over a powderkeg or throwing gasoline around. But you still need a spark, and that spark is most often a wrenching economic crisis.

At that point, it is possible to enrage the people enough so that they take up arms and take to the streets. That is when the elites, the ones who have the "let them eat cake" mentality, find themselves dangling from lampposts.

Wwe came dangerously close to that point fifteen months ago, when the economic system was teetering on the brink of collapse. That it was on the brink of collapse was in no small measure due to the doings of the banks and investment houses whose CEOs testified to Congress today. That it didn't collapse was not due to anything they did, but to what our government did to save them.

And now, because we, through our government, bailed out their assess, those "masters of the universe" are patting each other on the back and handing out huge bonuses to themselves.

Let us learn from this crisis, even if they won't.

Break up the banks, not just because they are evil, but because this is a matter of our own survival as a free people. "Too big to fail" must be equated to "too big to be allowed to exist."

GINI

It's about charting income inequality.

Go read it, but this is the take-away: When it comes to measuring income inequality, the U.S. is on par with a Third-World nation.