He's got cops all aound the Reflecting Pool and they're giving out tickets to anyone who touches the water.
"Whadja do at work today, Dad?"
"I ticketed people who dared to touch Our Dear Leader's green slime."
Bet those guys now wish they'd joined the fire department.
UPDATE: Now the National Guard is there. I did not have "deploy soldiers to guard an algae-ridden pool" on my 2026 bingo card. This just get dumber and dumber.
The Last Son Of Retail
1 hour ago

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He's right. Vandals caused the problems in the reflecting pool. We even know who they are. Their names are on the checks written to pay them to vandalize it.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
If I still lived in the DC area I would troop right down to the pool and grab some blue litter, telling the cops it was not vandalism but gathering evidence against the actual vandals.
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