Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, June 7, 2026

Stand-Alone World-Class Classical Snark

Giving a peace prize to Trump is like giving Oedipus a "World's Greatest Son" coffee mug.

5 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

But how about this world class own-goal late night Trump posting..
https://digbysblog.net/2026/06/04/it-is-pride-month/
And yes, it appears to have been for real, see Google tineye
.... Jeepers, Donald!

JustMusing said...

The leopards are hungry, maybe it's time to feed them? Would they? I'll leave it to the screwworms instead.

Sikhandtake said...

Wasn't there a song?
"There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex, his name appears in Freud's index..."

Comrade Misfit said...

That’s pretty close. I think it was:

“There once lived a man named Oedipus Rex,
you may have heard about his odd complex,
his name appears in Freud’s Index,
‘cause he loved his mother.”

dan gerene said...

Giving Trump a peace award is like giving Jeffery Dahmer a Pulitzer Prize for his cookbook.