Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, June 27, 2026

In Full Agreement With This

The Supreme Court Gives Us One More Reason To Hope Hell Exists.
So they can burn in it.

Meanwhile, Texas is a fucking cesspit and anyone who graduates from their schools will likely be a semi-literate doofus.

6 comments:

CenterPuke88 said...

I’m looking forward to the lawsuits. Since the Court held that parents can set boundaries for what their kids are exposed to in school, I think it may well come to bite Texas in the ass. Every atheist, Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, etc parent will have standing…

dinthebeast said...

I want to see them try to explain Lot's daughters to first graders.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dan gerene said...

The "Right" bible should be taught because Jesus the Patriot wouldn't have wrote the Bible in a Texan accent. /S

Stewart Dean said...

Correction: not schools, madrassas to go with the "Christian" mullahs, as Molly Ivins tagged them time back.

Stewart Dean said...

"I think of Texas as the laboratory for bad government." -Molly Ivins, bless and honor her memory and departed soul.

Stewart Dean said...

Oh Molly:
I dearly love the state of Texas, but I consider that a harmless perversion on my part, and discuss it only with consenting adults.