Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.
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"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, March 9, 2026

No Doubt Barron's Already Got His Bone Spurs Diagnosis in Hand


Time to update this song:



Too bad Country Joe just passed.
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3 comments:

Paul said...

Time to bring back the old saying "Rich man's war, poor man's fight."

Barron will never see a battlefield except when playing Call of Duty with his incel buddies.

The draft is going to be for all the poor kids - both black, white, and any Latino not yet caged by ICE - to endure when they can't afford the bus tickets to flee to Canada or Mexico.

3/09/2026 3:55 PM
dinthebeast said...

My older brother had a big poster of Country Joe on his wall the year he had to register for the draft.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

3/09/2026 5:18 PM
J4rh34d said...

Technically, Barron is an inch too tall, at six foot, nine inches (81 inches). The policy, but not a rule, is for male height to be in the band of sixty to eighty inches. However, David Robinson of the NBA, at 85 inches, got a waiver to join the Navy.

3/09/2026 7:52 PM

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