Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, January 26, 2026

Aww. Nobody Loves the Secret Policemen, and They're Feeling Butthurt

Morale is “plummeting” among federal law enforcement officers tasked with carrying out the Trump administration’s aggressive anti-immigration operation, as they complained that long hours, ambitious arrest quotas and hatred from the public, according to reports.
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One agent with the department told the Times that he had “always given the benefit of the doubt to the government in these situations,” but that he now no longer believed “any of the statements they put out anymore.”

“We lost all trust,” a current ICE official added. “I’m not sure I can see how we exist three years from now.”

Fox News correspondent Bill Melugin also reported “extreme frustration” in the department over “some of the claims & narratives DHS pushed in the aftermath of the shooting.”

“These sources say this messaging from DHS officials has been catastrophic from a PR and morale perspective, as it is eroding trust and credibility,” Melugin reported Sunday
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They got their widdle feewings hurt becasue people don't like them wiping their filthy feet on the Constitution. They can cry themselves to sleep and comfort themselves with the realization that someday, some of them may be sitting at the defendant's table.

Meanwhile, the Minnesota National Guard came to a protest at the federal building with coffee, donuts and hot chocolate. They wore reflective vests, so nobody would mistake them for ICE goons cosplaying as soldiers.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

Deploy the Whaambuance, hoping they don't end up needing an ambulance.
Crying towels are a good thing for them.

Eck!

dinthebeast said...

Yeah, three years from now they probably won't exist, so that's at least realistic.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

w3ski said...

Thank you Tim Walz. He had the National Guard handing out doughnuts and hot coffee. Now that is real crowd control.
w3ski