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DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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Wednesday, January 14, 2026

Another Lie from Der Hitler Society

This is 100%, Grade-A bullshit, served up by a network that has repurposed itself to be a propaganda channel for the Demented Generalissimo of Mar-a-Lago:

The Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.

Right. They wait a freaking week to tell anyone about this? Bullshit. They would have been out with a press release and ICE ICE Barbie the Puppy-Slayer would have been bleating about this from her Naz-themed podium before she could get her faux-cowby hat off.

The murderer wasn't knocked down, he didn't even stagger in his footing.

This is a bald-faced lie and shame on CBS for debasing itself to publishing DHS's post-hoc justification.

5 comments:

Pete said...

In other words, he suffered a bruise.

Pete

B said...

At best a bruise. The impact was what, 3 mph? (If there was an impact at all).

I too think they are lying.

Much like the lies about Brian Sicknick at the capital, this one will probably become legend though.

Comrade Misfit said...

And you had to bring J6 into this, why, exactly?

dan gerene said...

J6 is brought up because it was such an overreach of power by the Capitol Police that attacked all those peaceful protesters and tourists and pushed them through windows. They were paid by Soros, Pelosi, the Illuminati, Narnia, Maduro and Biden to overturn Trump's world record (198%) landslide win. /S

B said...

'Twas merely an example of how the lies by the government about things become legend. Agent Ross didn't suffer internal injuries and Sicknick wasn't killed by protesters, yet each side believes the lies that they want to believe,, especially when it is (or was) official government propaganda.

You yourself promoted the lie about Sicknik,, even when there was proof that it was a lie, so I used it as an example of how the legends happen because people want to believe.