Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, November 21, 2025

The Nazi Coast Guard - Updated

Swastikas and nooses are no longer hate symbols for the Coasties.

If you're Jewish or non-white, the sea-going Gestapo Coast Guard is not for you.

No doubt that the Coast Guard will adopt pointed white hoods as part of their summer white uniform, per upcoming guidance of the DHS Secretary, Kristi the Puppy-Killer.

ETA: After intense blowback, the Coasties have ordered All Engines Back Full.
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