Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, November 19, 2025

Procedural

There is a motion on the floor: "Genital warts" shall be renamed "J.D. Vance".

The Motion has been seconded.

The Chair rules that it has been passed by acclimation.

Upcoming agenda item: Shall having sex with furniture be termed "Vancing"?

On another note:

In video footage of a gaggle with the press on November 14 released by the White House, Trump says, “Quiet, quiet piggy,” as a female reporter, stood off camera, begins to ask a question about the files related to the late convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. The president then appears to wave a finger in her face.

A Pulitzer Prize awaits for the first reporter to follow up to one of those misogynistic insults with the question: "Sir, why are you such an immature jerk?"

But notice he never insults white male reporters in that way.

5 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Now that you mention it, he never insults white female lawfare cover girls in that way either ...

JustMusing said...

Apologies in AdVance; Couch Coochie. OTH, the orange dirt bag's misogyny is a cover for his male infuriority complex. (Misspelling is intentional)

B said...

"But notice he never insults white male reporters in that way"
Notice also that while male reporters are decent in how they ask questions and don't try to stand on privilege to excuse their bad behavior.

Comrade Misfit said...

Oh, really? He calls them "fake news", but he doesn't add on personal insults.

Comrade Misfit said...

But still, B, you seem to approve of dickish behavior from Trump that I doubt that you'd approve of in your own kid(s).