Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, October 30, 2025

The Andrew Formerly Known as Prince

King Charles III on Thursday stripped his disgraced brother Prince Andrew of his remaining titles and evicted him from his royal residence after weeks of pressure to act over his relationship with sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

Buckingham Palace said the king “initiated a formal process to remove the Style, Titles and Honours of Prince Andrew.”

Effective immediately, Andrew will be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor and not as a prince, and he will move from his Royal Lodge residence into “private accommodation.”

In England, Epstein's pedo-pal gets told to fuck all the way off. In this country, we elected him to the presidency.

2 comments:

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

All the upvotes for that title.

Perhaps the Royal Family could adopt the late Mr. Nelson into the House of Mountbatten-Windsor as a replacement?

w3ski said...

They did a modern day excommunication for him. Nice to know at least Britain doesn't like pedos. Now if we could just adopt some of that harshness, but I'm not holding my breath.
w3ski