Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, August 28, 2025

The Navy's Turn to Fluff Trump

The U.S. Navy is reportedly planning a lavish parade of its own after a multimillion-dollar military parade earlier this year left President Donald Trump feeling flat.
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A new report in The Wall Street Journal has intel from the president’s administration that a do-over parade could be in the works—this time taking place at sea.

Trump told his aides that he was disappointed with the marching in the June event, according to the Journal, and was hoping the Navy could deliver a grander celebration.

The president is reportedly “hoping for a shimmering spectacle with seacraft,” the Journal noted.

"Shimmering spectacle"? Has he seen the rust buckets that pass for the surface Navy nowadays?

Wouldn't it be cheaper to use the West Wing slush fund to buy him some hookers on a regular basis?

6 comments:

Eck! said...

Epstein, his supplier isn't around anymore.

Eck!

Ten Bears said...

Not too far off-topic, it's taking off ... The Asset

Comrade Misfit said...

And a goodly portion of the American electorate will never wake up.

Stewart Dean said...

"Wouldn't it be cheaper to use the West Wing slush fund to buy him some hookers on a regular basis? "
Dear Comrade gives us a slow pitch so the comments can knock them out of the park. Mine:
Nah, he can't get it up anymore.

JustMusing said...

Not even as they slowly starve to death from malnutrition or lack of medical access.

Brian Train said...

So, like the Trump Flotilla rallies, only vastly more expensive? https://www.politico.com/news/2020/05/29/trump-new-kind-of-rally-flotilla-288141