Thursday, August 28, 2025

The Navy's Turn to Fluff Trump

The U.S. Navy is reportedly planning a lavish parade of its own after a multimillion-dollar military parade earlier this year left President Donald Trump feeling flat.
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A new report in The Wall Street Journal has intel from the president’s administration that a do-over parade could be in the works—this time taking place at sea.

Trump told his aides that he was disappointed with the marching in the June event, according to the Journal, and was hoping the Navy could deliver a grander celebration.

The president is reportedly “hoping for a shimmering spectacle with seacraft,” the Journal noted.

"Shimmering spectacle"? Has he seen the rust buckets that pass for the surface Navy nowadays?

Wouldn't it be cheaper to use the West Wing slush fund to buy him some hookers on a regular basis?

6 comments:

  1. Epstein, his supplier isn't around anymore.

    Eck!

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  2. Not too far off-topic, it's taking off ... The Asset

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    1. And a goodly portion of the American electorate will never wake up.

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  3. "Wouldn't it be cheaper to use the West Wing slush fund to buy him some hookers on a regular basis? "
    Dear Comrade gives us a slow pitch so the comments can knock them out of the park. Mine:
    Nah, he can't get it up anymore.

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  4. Not even as they slowly starve to death from malnutrition or lack of medical access.

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  5. So, like the Trump Flotilla rallies, only vastly more expensive? https://www.politico.com/news/2020/05/29/trump-new-kind-of-rally-flotilla-288141

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