Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, March 8, 2025

Stochastic Terrorism and GOP Cowards

Republicans are bending their knees because of fear of Musk and MAGA:


Fear of Musk's digital stormtroopers, who, unlike the original ones, are pimply-assed cowards who are hiding behind VPNs. But they are having an effect nonetheless.

Fucking Republican cowards. They could have fixed this for good four years ago, but led by Spineless Mitch, they did nothing then and they won't now.

(BTW, fuck that guy. Everybody hates him.)

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