Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, November 13, 2024

You Can’t Make This Shit Up: Noted Alleged Pedophile to Become Attorney General (and There's More!)

Strap in, boys and girls: The weird are turning pro:

President-elect Donald Trump on Wednesday said he will nominate Republican Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida to serve as his attorney general, putting a loyalist in the role of the nation’s top prosecutor.

In selecting the congressman, Trump passed over some of the more established attorneys whose names had been mentioned as being contenders for the job.

“Matt will end Weaponized Government, protect our Borders, dismantle Criminal Organizations and restore Americans’ badly-shattered Faith and Confidence in the Justice Department,” Trump said in a statement
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Right, and if you believe any of that, you are most definitely stupider than you would appear to be. Gaetz's time in Congress, when he wasn't dodging investigations for having relationships with underage girls, was spent trying to investigate and persecute the enemies of Trump, both real and imagined.

Between his alleged penchant for pretty young things, like his orange idol, and his abject loyalty to same, I can see why he was the perfect pick.

Meanwhile, Commandante Bone Spurs is picking a defense secretary whose main qualification is jacking his jaws on Fox. He's picking Russia's girlfriend to be DNI. And, even more worrisome, he is looking to purge military officers who may be viewed as loyal to the Constitution and not him.

Wait for the day when the military will have to swear an oath to Trump. It's coming, folks.

If the Senate lets him appoint these turds, it will be clear to all that they are Trumpers, not Americans.

9 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Making America safe for pedophiles and all-around creeps. Only the best pedos.

Doug T. said...

The absurdity of this is matched by the appointment of a weekend Fox host for DOD secretary.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

When a clown moves into a palace...

DTWND said...

Suddenly, all the files on Epstein will vanish. Nobody will ever know what really happened. Nothing matters anymore. What is real is fake, and what is fake is now real. We are living in some strange times.

Eck! said...

I have confidence that only the best will be poor at what thy might do
inefficiently and ineffectively. Then Drumpf will do "YOUR FIRED!"
and then we iterate.

Maybe good news is 2026 is mid term.


Eck!

Andolphus Grey said...

Criminals and idiots -the whole lot of them.

Unknown said...

That appointment floored me I would not have been surprised at his judge Cannon but this what a shitshow.
Patrick

Comrade Misfit said...

Idiocracy arrived 480 years early.

dan gerene said...

Tried to find Gaetz's years of experience as a attorney but didn't come up with much. But he probably has provided many more years experience to the attorneys he has used to defend his criminal actions. Maybe he can put Boebert and Greene in as a team combination of Secretary of Education, Morals and Proper Comportment.