Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 12, 2024

She's Once, Twice, Three Times a Loser

Democrat Ruben Gallego has been elected Arizona’s first Latino U.S. senator, defeating Republican Kari Lake and preventing Republicans from further padding their Senate majority.

Lake, who has no more political experience than the average house cat, has run for statewide office three times and been beaten each time. I have no doubt that she will tear a page from the Fascist Manual of Capitaine Bone Spurs and claim that the election was stolen, just like the other times she's lost.

5 comments:

Richard said...

I am so happy to hear this.

Grey Wolf said...

She actually said she would abide by whatever the result was.

We here in Arizona immediately concluded she has been replaced by a droid.
(which would be an infinite improvement)

Comrade Misfit said...

Grey Wolf, doesn't she still claim to be the "actual governor"?

Grey Wolf said...

I don't know if she's still trying to put that one over, but in any event she's one incredibly nasty piece of work. When der Trumpenführer loves you and you've declared yourself "Trump in a dress" and in spite of all that you're universally despised here in Arizona, you know you're making Cruella de Vil look like Mary Poppins. She's Marjorie Taylor Green West.

Comrade Misfit said...

Except the voters in Arizona are evidently smarter than those in Georgia.