Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Sunday, February 4, 2024

Waiting for The TOFF's Fraud Verdict?

The judge may be holding off to see the details about the TOFF's CFO, who is about to plead out to committing perjury during that trial.

Moron already spent three months in Rikers, at his age (he's 76), and yet he took the stand and lied his ass off for his boss. He had to know that he was running the risk of being tossed right back into the Crossbar Hotel. But he gave his boss his balls decades ago, it seems.

2 comments:

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Nice get!

Eck! said...

Green Eagle nails it...

Wiley Coyote, Genius. Least his calling card says that.
Fails on a consistent and continuing basis.
We may laugh at the cartoon character, but in real
life we have someone about as successful.

His real name is mud.


Eck!