Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 9, 2023

Maybe a New GoFundMe to Help Pay for Alex Jones's Moving Expenses

If he really thinks that Russia is such a great country under Putin, he should fucking move there.

By the way, if you are a Republican politician, you should go stick up a bank and then, after you're indicted for your crime, hold a rally and tell your supporters that you're being indicted for them.

Which is a pretty bizzare claim for the TOFF to make, given that his supporters who attacked the Capitol keep getting convicted and sentenced. So far, the score for prosecutors has been 793-1.

ETA: For the Banhammer Boys who have tried to comment, feel free to join Jones in exile in Russia. Maybe you won't be drafted.
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