Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, September 16, 2023

A Brit Takedown of the TOFF.

It's pretty much perfect.

I'm not going to quote from it. It's so good, they deserve the web traffic.

10 comments:

Eck! said...: Nailed it!

TOFF: Rude, crude, and socially unfit for public interaction.

Eck!; 9/16/2023 11:02 AM
JustMusing said...: The MAGA brain worm has eaten deep and sucked any last remains of decency, morality, ethics, and self-introspection from millions.

The T**** believers have become the income generating armed attack dogs of a psychopathic narcissist. Yet they cannot see that T**** has no love nor care for them; only their usefulness to obtain what he wants.

He will spill their blood without remorse. And ours, given the chance.; 9/16/2023 11:18 AM
Nebris said...: "a Shakespeare of shit" hahahahaha; 9/16/2023 1:37 PM
CenterPuke88 said...: And now Paxton is acquitted, because, Republican; 9/16/2023 2:14 PM
Grey Wolf said...: Gorgeous!!; 9/16/2023 4:46 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: CP88, Paxton may be a corrupt fuck, but he’s their corrupt fuck.; 9/16/2023 8:25 PM
Jones, Jon Jones said...: Perhaps you missed the warning signs:
Donald Trump is not an idiot – he could be the next US President...

Much European commentary on the Trump phenomenon has been clueless, marked by open bewilderment at the bizarre spectacle. In a similar but less spectacular fashion, the unexpected success of Bernie Sanders (though he still faces an uphill struggle to beat Hillary Clinton) has also taken many pundits – myself included – by surprise.

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/donald-trump-not-idiot-he-could-be-next-us-president-1540654
On this side of the pond:

Taibbi begins the work by quoting from his 2008 book, The Great Derangement, asserting he predicted the onslaught of fake news and the beginnings of the alt-right in society. He argues such societal factors helped set the tone for a climate in which Trump could ascend to the presidency.[12][13][10] Taibbi writes that Trump's prior experiences in reality television gave him the tools to triumph in an era of post-truth politics.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insane_Clown_President

Explained in voice by the author. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUWobxRSQKQ

I made some good coin buying Trump early and often. Mary Trump nailed anything these guys missed.

The Democrats ran the only candidate that could lose to Trump. I have fear and loathing of our presidential candidates.

Carry on.; 9/16/2023 8:52 PM
dan gerene said...: I do believe that those have supported Trump like he is a special gift from God are those that deep down believe they are inferior. But need to blame others for their lack of success in life that they think they are entitled to. And the little bit of conversation with those supporters I can stand shows me that many can see his major flaws but don't care because now they finally belong to a special group. Not much different in the psychology department than those who flocked to the Fascists in the 1930's. Maybe if they got an occasional hug or a pat on the back when they were children they might think differently. Or they are just of limited intellect.; 9/17/2023 8:10 AM
Spud said...: " I have fear and loathing of our Presidential candidates "

I use caution when dealing with anyone collecting a government check.
Especially if they rant about socialism, yet claim to be Christian.

Sadly government must exist , simply to control those which cannot limit their own desires for excess; 9/17/2023 9:21 AM
Jones, Jon Jones said...: "But need to blame others for their lack of success in life that they think they are entitled to. And the little bit of conversation with those supporters I can stand shows me that many can see his major flaws but don't care because now they finally belong to a special group."

This is in the ballpark, but it needs some unpacking to explain the 30-35% that always go that way. In a 50-50 election starting at 35% is a big deal that doesn't take much money to whip up a frenzy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsQIjgC23qY; 9/17/2023 8:51 PM