Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie

Tuesday, July 4, 2023

If You Run a Retail Business and You're Open Today: Go Fuck Yourself, You Greedy Bastid.

I get that some businesses should be open: Gas stations and 24-hour pharmacies, but not much else. This is supposed to be a day of celebration and reflection, not a day to go out and find a good deal on mattresses or shit like that there.

3 comments:

Dark Avenger said...

It’s unAmerican not to earn as much money as you can.

Over My Dead Body

Rex Stout

JustMusing said...

Monetize every holiday, require those workers who got you there to still be in business be in early and stay late.

I agree that only the most essential services be on line and staffed by volunteers with short shifts.

CenterPuke88 said...

Nah, require businesses open to pay employees double pay…except tipped employees not subject to minimum wage, they get $20/hr plus all their normal tips.