Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, April 16, 2023

Your Sunday Morning Prop Noise

This came close to being a very bad day:

Posted by on or about 06:17
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7 comments:

Keaaukane said...

As a long time British sports car owner (slow learner) I used to wonder how the Hell the Brits managed to win the Battle of Britain, given their well known mechanical reliability issues.

The answer is simple. Each plane had two mechanics (A fitter and a rigger) assigned to it full time. If you can afford 2 mechanics full time, your British motoring experience will be quite enjoyable. If you can't afford that, congratulations. You now have something to do every weekend.

4/16/2023 6:51 AM
seafury said...

Outstanding!! Imagine what was going through that pilots head.

4/16/2023 10:11 AM
Ten Bears said...

I can assure you glide, or the lack thereof, is on the back of every helicopterer's mind ...

4/16/2023 11:43 AM
JustMusing said...

Keaaukane:

My son and I take care of our 65 Sunbeam Tiger. And it does take two mechanics plus a lift. Concrete pads have no padding!!

Our drift to a stop (after exiting the highway) was due to a broken roll pin in the distributor. It was preceded with a very annoying backfire.

4/16/2023 1:03 PM
Old NFO said...

Yep, he'd thought that through and was prepared!!! Well done!

4/16/2023 10:53 PM
Postictal said...

The landing gear is retractable. I hope the seat cushion is too.

4/17/2023 5:23 PM
dan gerene said...

Just Musing, seems to me that the Sunbeam Tiger was a Ford engine in a British car. So you can't blame the Brits for that. Now the "Prince Of Darkness" Lucas electricals are another thing.

4/18/2023 6:56 AM

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