Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 10, 2023

If You Own a Kia or a Hyndai, LISTEN UP

Your car or SUV is one of those that are being stolen in large numbers. It is all over social media how to steal those models. it is so bad that impound lots have had to expand to hold them.

If you have one, you should call your local cop shop to see if they have any of the steering-wheel locks that the manufacturers have been distributing. If not, get your ass to a local auto-parts store and buy one before some moronic yoot boosts your car.

1 comment:

CenterPuke88 said...

Get the software update and even if they break in, it may not get stolen:

https://www.nhtsa.gov/press-releases/hyundai-kia-campaign-prevent-vehicle-theft

A number of major insurers have said they won’t insure those Hyundai and Kia vehicles not equipped with keyless start.