Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 17, 2023

Get Back to Me When It Happens

Law enforcement officials in New York are making security preparations for the possibility that former President Donald Trump could be indicted in the coming weeks and appear in a Manhattan courtroom in an investigation examining hush money paid to women who alleged sexual encounters with him, four law enforcement officials said Friday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Teflon Don. It's all smoke, mirrors and bullshit until they drag him before a judge.

3 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Ah but they have to gold-plate his chair.

Ten Bears said...

Enhanced security against what? Mob gonna' try and 'rescue' him? Break him out? Jan 6? "9/11?"

Pretty bois marching in their tighty-whities?

Lone-rats; rat-packs starting shit is probably the biggest concern, dumbass meth-heads randomly starting fights, bullying, beating up scapegoats; vandalizing public and private properties, you know: like the last seven or eight years in Portland ... I don't see 'em breakin' out the firehoses. Mostly likely be like the traffic flaggers in Boston ~ there are none, it's cops suckin' up easy overtime. When they're not looking at their phones, they're looking at the equipment, or the sky, in the hole, the hot Asian chick passing by ... the one thing they're not looking at is the oncoming traffic, oncoming traffic that, you know: they're supposed to be flagging. If they're not bunched up four or five on a street-corner somewhere chit-chatting.

DINO cop mayor burnishing his national cred ...

Skepticat said...

I too wish we could expect to see some actual consequences, but I'll be shocked if there are any for TOFF. Shocked, but also utterly thrilled and relieved.