Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, March 23, 2023

Funny Thing

Network news is all over the shooting in Denver where the only fatality was the perp, but as to the six road workers killed in Maryland... bupkus.

I understand about editorial judgment and that I have no more right to tell them what stories they cover than do you, Gentle Readers.[1] First Amendment and all that, y'all.

Having said that, there is a belief among gunnies that the "mainstream meadia" is conducting a PR campagaign to denigrate gun owners and agitate against civilian ownership of firearms. Stuff like this plays into that belief.

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[1] Though some have tried, from time to time.

2 comments:

Dark Avenger said...

I can safely reveal
That I’m part of the conspiracy. There’s a reason you never hear of the eggbeater massacre of St Louis, or the Killer Martens of St. George, Utah.

Ten Bears said...

Cars don't kill people, people kill people ...