Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
3 comments:
Just shows the incredible power he has and how the American people love and adore him. my brother asked his libtard brother in law (me) if I watch tucker. I said no. he said "that figures".
I'm sorry that your brother (or brother-in-law) is a low-wattage trumpanzee.
Nah Just a murica' luvin god fearin, gravy seal who thinks its bout' time his sister and her libtard hubby felt a little pain. She's on disability for a seizure disorder (read liberal) that is nuthin but fraud. He's on it because he got hit by a tree trimming truck that went off the road and hit him on his 4 wheeler. His upper 6 figure settlement is on its way after 2 years and he let us know he's going to make a substantial contribution to save America PAC in her name. she'll be getting a thank you letter soon. "Hey sis!! get owned much? MAGA KAG!!!"
but hey other than that nice guy .....
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