Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, January 17, 2023

Pegging the Irony Meter, Bobert Ed.

Lauren Boebert believes that conspiracy theorists should not be on congressiional committees.



I take it that the mirrors in QAnon Barbie's offices have been covered with drapes, been shattered, or have been removed. Boebert has been one of the foremost proponents of Trump's Big Lie. She has promoted QAnon conspiracy bullshit that essentially alleged that the election would be overturned and that the TOFF would be reinstated. She has spoken approvingly of Q and QAnon. Boebert has been known to parrot QAnon conspiracy theories. Something comes out on QAnon and Boebert is there to spread it.

There are enough QAnon lunatics in the House of Representatives to form a caucus. Boebert is one of the den mothers of that ragtag pack of foaming mouth-breathers.

Boebert, by her own standards,is unfit to serve on a congressional cmmittee. Not that it will matter one whit to the gutless tool now sitting in the Speaker's Office, for his desk chair has been replaced by the ball-bearing mounting for a weathervane.

2 comments:

dan gerene said...

The problem isn't just that she is not self-aware of what she does and says but that the words conspiracy theorist have too many syllables for understanding. So she just repeats the words because she heard that conspiracy theorists with their fantasies are not the ones who get respect.

Stewart Dean said...

...and the fighting isn't in Dylan's captain's tower, but in the women's bathroom:
https://www.vice.com/en/article/jgpzap/lauren-boebert-marjorie-taylor-greene-fight

The captain, being Kevin McCarthy, isn't in control of anything.