Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 7, 2023

McCarthy Falls to His Knees, Gives Matt Gaetz a Hummer on the House Floor and, In Turn, Is Elected Speaker of the House

Well, OK, it didn't happen exactly that way. But it was close to that.

Since he gave away a lot of power and about half of his spine, one wonderswhat is going to happen.

Here is my prediction: We are going to be in for two years of Leglislation by Terrorism. The spoiled children of the Trumpanzee wing of the GOP will thraten to shut down the government at every turn. There will be a default on the debt, leading to a massive downgrading of the creditwortiness of the U.S., which will greatly increase borrowing costs, which we will have to pay. Weapons, roads, you name it, all of that will need to be reduced because the government will have to pay more to service the debt.

4 comments:

Eck! said...

Now they can execute the contract on America.



Eck!

seafury said...

Well said.

Stewart Dean said...

The Klown Show was just a teaser, now the Real Circus begins. No Big Top or Ringmaster, but the biggest collection of circus freak side-shows ever seen in the House. See Matt Gaetz, the moral midget: a normal sized man with the soul of a rattlesnake! See MTG, the Prom Queen Bitch from Hell: you thought you'd left narrow-gauge life of high school warfare behind, but now it's center stage in DC! See Annie Oakley Boebert, whose every shot is a bullseye in bullshit and delusion! See The Spinless Wonder McCarthy, the invertebrate that walks upright and has turned the House into seething snake-pit of disorder and side-show lunacy committees! A mass Dunning-Kruger event with the inmates running the asylum. The GOP base has elected them all for your edification in the Triumph of the Morons. This is your democracy, America: cherish it (apologies to Charley Pierce). It will be tested as never before.
Cue The Entrance of the Gladiators
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

Ten Bears said...

The squeaker is now speaker. Or is it squealer ... ?