Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, January 21, 2023

Santos Apparently is Trying to Top the TOFF for the Most Lies Uttered

Well, it turns out that his denial if being a drag queen is, as expected, yet another lie.

A Wikipedia page accessed by POLITICO shows a user named Anthony Devolder — a Santos alias — writing that he “startted [sp] his ‘stage’ life at age 17 as an gay night club [sp] DRAG QUEEN and with that won sevral [sp] GAY ‘BEAUTY PAGENTS [sp].’”

The Wiki biography was last edited on April 29, 2011. It contains basic information that matches up with the newly sworn-in congressman, including Devolder being born on July 22, 1988, to a Brazilian family with a European background
. ... The Wiki bio for Anthony Devolder, which is full of spelling and grammatical errors, appears to contain fantastical descriptions of his supposed career in show business. It claims that he had a part in Disney’s “Hannah Montana,” among other examples.

You'll have to wait for a long time, I suppose, for the Proud Boys and the rest of those far-right lunatics to start picketing Santos's local office to accuse him of being a "groomer".

This is some epic trolling:

Meanwhile, the name of another Black Republican Jewish immigrant from Long Island has surfaced as a possible candidate for the special election in the event that Santos is forced out, but unlike Santos/Devolder/Zabrovske/Ravache/Jingleheimer-Schmid, she is the real deal.

2 comments:

Richard said...

Who is that person? In my whole life , i have met some trans people. It is not an easy life. Can we see his dick? Can we investigate his history? Who is this person? We are pretty sure he is not a Jew. No way. I am not a jew, but george santos is not kosher. Is he gay? No, he is a charlatan jackoff republican opportunist who likes boys. Big news. Never heard about that before.

Stewart Dean said...

Whenever I go out, people are usta shout, "There goes Santos/Devolder/Zabrovske/Ravache/Jingleheimer-Schmid", tdadadadadada....

His name is legion (apologies to Mark 5:9)