Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

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"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, June 2, 2022

"If Abortion is Illegal, There Would Be No Mass Shootings"

Rep. Billy Long (R-Mo.) was asked during an interview with Missouri radio station The Eagle 93.9 on Wednesday whether there was any appetite among Republicans in Congress to pursue changes to gun laws. It came in the wake of a gunman’s massacre of 19 children and two teachers in Uvalde, Texas.
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He said there are a few solutions but that the problem can be traced back to when abortion became legal nationwide.

I'm assuming that, for the sake of argument, that Rep. Long would have a hard time figuring out how to put a six-pack of beer into a paper sack. He had to have been dropped on his head a few times. Because he's one seriously stupid Christian Taliban motherfucker.
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People my age would wonder if he was retarded, but that term is no longer PC.

3 comments:

Ten Bears said...

Look it up

dinthebeast said...

His idea for how to reinstate Fergus was a doozy, also.

https://www.rawstory.com/billy-long-2657448722/

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

That's some serious MR, right there.